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[music]

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Guest 1: Oh, hey.

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Max Black: Are you ready?

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Guest 1: That's not possible. This
just doesn't work.

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Max Black: That happens to everyone,

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if he's here a few times
has eaten.

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It's like heroin.

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It makes you sick...

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and yet you can't
stop.

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[laughter]

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Guest 2: No, we have one
Project on Kickstarter.

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And we already have a lot of them
Sponsors, okay?

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Guest 1: And that's why it doesn't work.
It just doesn't work.

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Max Black: Kickstarter.

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Strangers donate money there
for crap,

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in the real world
no one would invest, right?

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Guest 1: Exactly.

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But our project is not one
Crap.

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It's full of porn. We design
Candles with arms.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: That's not possible. This
just doesn't work.

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[laughter]

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Guest 2: Don't you have one?
Heart project?

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Something you've always done
wanted?

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Guest 1: Yes, you can't
really all your life -

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just want to be a waitress.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Actually,

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I actually have one
Heart project.

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I would love you with all my heart
kick in the ass.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: We're alive
from the tip.

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You know that.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Yeah, but that's it
worth.

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[laughter]

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[music]

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Han Lee: Okay, listen girls.

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It's Tuesday and like Martin
Luther King -

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I have a dream.

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Today there is additional work.

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Max Black: Just peace,
Girls.

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I still have ten minutes until
the shift starts.

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[laughter]

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Han Lee: Max, that's not it
attached.

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I'm your boss.

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Don't call me girl.

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Max Black: Yes, ma'am.

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[laughter]

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Han Lee: Okay,

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Do you want to play?

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We play.

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Hey, sir. You super masculine
Man.

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Why don't you show me yours?
Penis?

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Han.

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You know I don't have one
penis.

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Our only thing in common.

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[laughter]

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Han Lee: Where's Caroline?

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Max Black: She's doing something
in the cupcake shop.

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Han Lee: Why, you guys start with me
window sales -

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but only when we
close?

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Max Black: She'll do it
sometimes additional work.

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What?

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Either yours or ours.

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Take it easy, Hanna.

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Han Lee: Go ahead, Max.

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But one day I'll show you
my penis.

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And then you'll be sorry.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Yes.

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Yes, it will.

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[laughter]

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Han Lee: That's enough.

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New rule:

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No more stupid jokes - over
the boss.

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[music]

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Max Black: Han says,

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we are not allowed to have him from now on
offend more.

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It's his own fault if he
that doesn't want

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he shouldn't look like that.

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[laughter]

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[music]

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Max Black: Why is that?
Window open?

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What's out there?

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Caroline Channing: I am.

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If I had lived on.

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[laughter]

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Oh, my God. Do you have that?
seen hot parts?

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Max Black: Seen you?

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I have to use them all day
carry around.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: I have since
two

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The same every day for years
clothes on.

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I know it's not for you
dream imagination.

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But for me that's no
Horror show.

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Max Black: Get some new ones
things.

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Go to the store around the corner
and buy something cheap.

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Caroline Channing: Max, that one
charge for clothes by the pound.

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Max Black: That's why it's called
Load the fashion pound.

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And that's why he is like that
great.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: I can
make cuts everywhere,

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even on my wrists, but
I need quality clothing.

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I could wear these pants so many times
wear,

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because of their good quality.

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Well, that - and plenty of it
Febreze.

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Which reminds me -

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[laughter]

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I once smelled like money
now I smell it
Grabbing table.

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[laughter]

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You also need a dose.

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Max Black: Do it to me.

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[laughter]

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Sophie Kachinsky: Hi, sweethearts.

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You see that's great
Fashion shoot out there.

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Unfortunately I was too small
Being a model in Poland.

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You can't have everything
right?

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Oleg: Do I smell Febreze?

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This is my second favorite scent.

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[laughter]

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Oh and there's my absolute
Favorite scent.

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[Laughter]

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Hello Sophie.

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Sophie Kachinsky: I'm very sorry
Suffering.

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Do we know each other?

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Faces that I no longer have
want to see

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I forget very quickly.

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Caroline Channing: What is it?
happened?

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I thought you two were
Friends?

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Max Black: Broken
passive-aggressive friends,

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who occasionally have sex

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like Kristen Steward and
Robert Pattinson.

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[laughter]

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Oleg: Oh, okay. Already got it
what you have in mind.

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You pretend

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as if we had ours
reproductive organs -

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not named after movie characters.

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[laughter]

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All right, farewell, miss.

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And warm greetings to Mrs.
Doubtfire.

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[laughter]

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Sophie Kachinsky: Okay, E.T.,
go to Haaauuseee.

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Here's your mail, girls.

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Caroline Channing: Max,

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Sophie has a new handbag.

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Somehow everyone has something new.

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Even the homeless lady in
Bus - had new earrings.

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And, although her feet
were burst open,

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I was jealous.

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Max Black: Oh, no bill,
Madness.

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That's never happened before.

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We have a new one for you
telephone,

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because older pop-up models like
Yours are no longer up to date.

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Oh, now people are discriminating
cell phones too?

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[laughter]

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But I don't want anything new.

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And I like my old thing.

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Caroline Channing: Where's mine
stupid letter from her
Pants company

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which says:

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done.

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Here you have a few for free."

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Max Black: If you get something for free
want,

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then try it
Kickstarter.

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Just like everyone else.

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Caroline Channing: That
doesn't work for clothing.

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Or is it?

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[laughter]

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And if it works.

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Could I then...?

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Why not?

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That's no more stupid than that
Candle arms.

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Well, if the candles were real
Arms hitting the buyers
would,

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then I would invest.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Max, us
have nothing.

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And if anyone tells us anything
offers for free,

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then we accept it.

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You get a free phone
and I beg for free
Clothing.

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Now things are looking up.

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[pants rips open]

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[laughter]

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Max Black: It's best to collect
also money for underwear.

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[laughter]

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[music]

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What it looks like

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there is nothing to be gained here.

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Let's go.

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Caroline Channing: Max, wait
times.

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My pants are bigger
torn open.

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I have to staple again.

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Max Black: Hey, Miss Dior.

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Go to the stationery store
and keep it professional
staple.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Let's
shop.

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Ow.

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Uh-oh. Torn open again.

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There's a blow on my bottom
breeze.

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[Laughter]

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Chiandra: How can I help you
help?

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Max Black: Oh, hey.

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Hi, um, Chiandra.

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Where can I get a new one?
Flip phone?

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Chiandra: Mmh, let's think about it.

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Guatemala.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: I'll miss you,
cell phone.

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This is breaking my heart.

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Chiandra: Oh, please sister.

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That's a cell phone, not Bruno
Mars.

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[laughter]

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I would then need the writing.

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Caroline Channing: Oh, that is
here.

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I have it in my pocket.

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Chiandra: What's going on, why
she has her hand on yours
Ass?

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Max Black: Your brackets are
kicked out.

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Chiandra: Gastric band?

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Like my cousin.

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She was on a diet and is
explodes.

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[laughter]

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Then she became ill with MS.

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And I don't mean those
Abbreviation for motor ship.

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Max Black: Okay, all right.

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I'll take this.

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Chiandra: Take it easy, sweetie.

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Take your time to look at everything.

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You have a whole world here
full of possibilities.

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Take it in your hand,
familiarize yourself with it,

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enjoy the beautiful feeling.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Chiandra, it's a
Cell phone, not Bruno Mars.

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Very easy news
write with

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the finger-friendly keyboard.

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Oh, my fingers are too big
friendly.

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Ask the guys from mine
fourth grade.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Wow, those
current

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Sample texts are quite nice
messed up.

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Be prepared.

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I think it's a condom
ripped.

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[laughter]

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Who writes such sample texts?
for exhibition models?

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Chiandra: This is mine.

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[laughter]

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I left it there by accident
let.

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But that's not your problem.

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So, tell me what
Your needs are.

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Max Black: Um, the cell phone
My mother should be able
to call,

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and then again straight away
to hang up -

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and it shall unite people
Mustache can miss.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: A cell phone
with a camera,

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because I for my new pants
have to shoot a video.

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[laughter]

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I have a hole in mine
Butt.

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[Laughter]

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Chiandra: You realize that
that's normal, right?

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[laughter, clapping]

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Caroline Channing: Max, I am
maybe a virgin again.

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[music]

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Max Black: I love my new one
Telephone.

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It's so cool.

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And red.

266
00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,433
I feel like everything is
possible.

267
00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:12,467
But that's nonsense.

268
00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:13,900
[Ringtone]

269
00:09:13,933 --> 00:09:16,600
Oh, my first call. What should
I do?

270
00:09:17,233 --> 00:09:18,033
What should I do?

271
00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:19,500
Oh.

272
00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:21,033
Hello?

273
00:09:21,267 --> 00:09:22,000
Hey, sweetie.

274
00:09:22,033 --> 00:09:23,233
I'm happy for you. See you then.

275
00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,233
Chiandra is not pregnant.

276
00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:27,400
[laughter]

277
00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,367
Caroline Channing: Max, why
are you on the phone with Chiandra?

278
00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,967
We have to watch my video
rotate.

279
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,033
Max Black: I had to answer it.

280
00:09:32,067 --> 00:09:33,567
She gave me a bunch for free
Free apps...

281
00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,100
Angry Birds, Doodle Jump,
do you want to look like a dog?

282
00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:37,367
This is really funny - here.

283
00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,767
This is me as a Saint Bernard
with schnapps kegs.

284
00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,567
[laughter]

285
00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,767
Caroline Channing: Okay, me
did some research.

286
00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,000
These are things for others
people want money.

287
00:09:45,533 --> 00:09:47,533
A woman wants money for one
new leg.

288
00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,067
Second.

289
00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:50,567
Max Black: Wait.

290
00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:51,867
If she only has one leg,

291
00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,100
it is not for Kickstarter
so suitable.

292
00:09:54,133 --> 00:09:56,633
[laughter]

293
00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:58,367
Caroline Channing: With that will
I have nothing left to do.

294
00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,300
My project apparently has them
didn't like it.

295
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,967
I'm not creative with them
enough. And I have too many legs.

296
00:10:03,967 --> 00:10:06,000
So now I'm a
Finance-yourself.

297
00:10:06,033 --> 00:10:07,200
Max Black: Oh, perfect.

298
00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:09,100
I've been saying you for years
you should finance yourself.

299
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,933
Caroline Channing: The Future
mine

300
00:10:10,967 --> 00:10:12,867
new pants are from this video
dependent.

301
00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:15,033
It's supposed to be sad and
arouse pity.

302
00:10:15,067 --> 00:10:17,500
Uh, preparation complete.

303
00:10:18,567 --> 00:10:19,533
What's sadder,

304
00:10:19,567 --> 00:10:21,367
as if ex-billionaire
Caroline Channing

305
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,000
for money for a pair of pants for one
Pants begs.

306
00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,800
Caroline Channing: Ha, none
knows it's me.

307
00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,400
[laughter]

308
00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,833
Max Black: Funds you, for example
Al-Qaeda?

309
00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:34,367
[laughter]

310
00:10:34,933 --> 00:10:35,800
Caroline Channing: If they were me
what to give

311
00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:36,600
I would take it.

312
00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:39,033
And action.

313
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,300
Hi.

314
00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:43,033
I can give you my name
not reveal

315
00:10:43,067 --> 00:10:45,800
and don't show my face,
because I'm too ashamed.

316
00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,500
Sadly, I think
me in a position -

317
00:10:48,533 --> 00:10:50,133
in which I no longer have it
is possible,

318
00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:51,867
me with the clothes
to equip,

319
00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:52,900
that I need

320
00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:54,933
for the best of me
to be able to get out.

321
00:10:54,967 --> 00:10:57,233
I know not everyone can do mine
understand the problem.

322
00:10:57,267 --> 00:10:59,367
Max Black: Stop it, I have
I've never felt like this in my life
amused.

323
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,367
I absolutely have to do this on something
Capture photo.

324
00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:03,333
Your nose comes out of yours
eye hole.

325
00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:05,700
[laughter]

326
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,200
Caroline Channing: No, no,
no Max.

327
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,367
Don't stop, I'm straight
in momentum.

328
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,767
Max Black: No, you're in the
bag.

329
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,733
[laughter]

330
00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:15,067
I need a photo of you with me
the bag,

331
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,733
then I'll turn you into
a dog and name it
Doggy bag.

332
00:11:17,767 --> 00:11:20,033
[laughter]

333
00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:21,367
Caroline Channing: Go on,

334
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,633
I'm running out of oxygen.

335
00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:25,267
And I think this was once
Cheese inside.

336
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:26,267
[laughter]

337
00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,733
And action.

338
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,833
If I thanks to your help
should create,

339
00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:34,400
me new quality trousers
to increase,

340
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:38,133
I will join the company
give something back,

341
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:40,233
by wearing any pants.

342
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:43,000
Everything I need for it
is one thousand five hundred dollars.

343
00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:43,967
Max Black: Stop.

344
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:44,633
Wow.

345
00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:46,167
One thousand five hundred dollars?

346
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,767
How many pounds of clothing want
you get it?

347
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,700
[laughter]

348
00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:49,900
Caroline Channing: It goes here
around a -

349
00:11:49,933 --> 00:11:52,533
incredibly stunning Dries van
Sheet music silk print trousers.

350
00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:53,567
Super cute!

351
00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:55,533
And yes, that's a lot of money.

352
00:11:55,567 --> 00:11:57,567
But my investors get it
also something back.

353
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,267
For just five dollars -

354
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:02,333
find out what it's like
feels like doing good.

355
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,233
[Laughter]

356
00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:05,233
For ten dollars -

357
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,900
get a photo of me in
the new pants,

358
00:12:06,933 --> 00:12:08,333
that they bought.

359
00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:09,600
Max Black: For twenty dollars
get

360
00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:11,300
she took a photo of me without pants.

361
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:13,600
[laughter]

362
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,333
For the things you do right now
you offered,

363
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,667
no one will give you money.

364
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:19,200
feels good
do?" This is the Internet.

365
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:20,000
We are animals.

366
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,800
Caroline Channing: You did
Right. Oh, I have an idea.

367
00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:24,900
Keep the camera rolling.

368
00:12:26,433 --> 00:12:28,133
And... action.

369
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:29,767
I'm sure

370
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,267
that many of you
probably think

371
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:32,500
ßlose,

372
00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,333
spoiled - naive chick."

373
00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:35,267
Max Black: Yes, I think so.

374
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,867
[laughter]

375
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:39,100
Caroline Channing: And you
You're probably also thinking:

376
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:41,267
I would like that
hit one.

377
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,767
And guess what? Can do that
You.

378
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,733
Allowed for five hundred dollars
you come here

379
00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:46,967
and the excessive, spoiled,

380
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,933
a slap in the face of the naive chick
give.

381
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:50,900
[laughter]

382
00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:52,267
And... Cut.

383
00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:53,900
Pretty good, huh?

384
00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:54,733
Max Black: Brilliant.

385
00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:56,167
And now I'm making a video,

386
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,233
around five hundred dollars
to find so I can get you
allowed to hit.

387
00:12:58,267 --> 00:12:58,600
[laughter]

388
00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:05,433
[music]

389
00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:07,900
Caroline Channing: Look.

390
00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:09,733
I have another twenty dollars
from my supporters
received.

391
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,833
Earl: Just so I get this right
understand.

392
00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:14,067
You demand from strangers
people money.

393
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,767
And they give it to you. Without,
that you use a weapon?

394
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,067
[laughter]

395
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,200
Caroline Channing: Well, Earl.

396
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,633
I guess desperation is
also a kind of weapon.

397
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:22,533
[laughter]

398
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,267
Earl: Man, white people really have it
easily.

399
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,900
[laughter]

400
00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:31,867
Guest One: Um, we would
feel free to order.

401
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,800
[Melody of a mobile game]

402
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:37,333
[laughter]

403
00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,533
[Melody of mobile game]

404
00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:41,467
Max Black: Caroline!

405
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,800
I have the lollipop hammer
unlocked.

406
00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,400
These two brats who want
order.

407
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:45,833
Caroline Channing: That works
not.

408
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,100
That simply doesn't work.

409
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:49,333
[laughter]

410
00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:51,000
[sound from cell phone]

411
00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:51,800
That doesn't exist.

412
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,233
I cracked the thousand.

413
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,167
That means almost both legs
paid.

414
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,833
[laughter]

415
00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:57,800
Han Lee: Hello...

416
00:13:57,833 --> 00:14:00,000
You ding and dong blatantly
in front of my nose.

417
00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:00,867
[laughter]

418
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,233
At least set up
Vibration mode.

419
00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:04,967
Max Black: I separate work
and pleasure.

420
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,967
[laughter]

421
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,667
Han Lee: You should have yours
Put the phones away and...
work.

422
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,267
Immediately. No objection.

423
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:12,867
[cell phone tone]

424
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,800
[laughter]

425
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:17,833
[cell phone tone]

426
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:19,600
Earl: Totally.

427
00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:23,733
[laughter]

428
00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:24,767
[cell phone tone]

429
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:26,533
Max Black and Caroline
Channing: Totally.

430
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,767
[laughter]

431
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,233
Han Lee: Oh, I know what's going on
is.

432
00:14:30,267 --> 00:14:32,333
You are behind group backbiting
my back.

433
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:33,067
[laughter]

434
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,000
What nonsense.

435
00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:35,967
[Laughs]

436
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,300
Sophie Kaczynski: Earl, you have
yes, that's right.

437
00:14:37,933 --> 00:14:39,767
Han really looks like one
Minion.

438
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,467
From "I, Simple
"incorrigible".

439
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,000
[laughter]

440
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:43,033
Ooh.

441
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,400
Han Lee: I thought bullying
stops,

442
00:14:45,433 --> 00:14:47,133
if you are taller than 1.20.

443
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,700
[laughter]

444
00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:49,267
Caroline Channing: Oh.

445
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,133
Oh my God.

446
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:51,533
I'm getting my new pants.

447
00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:53,300
Five hundred just came
Dollar donation.

448
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,100
Someone wants me one
knock down.

449
00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:56,467
Someone wants me one
knock down.

450
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:57,900
Max Black: Really, just one?

451
00:14:58,233 --> 00:15:01,367
[music]

452
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,467
Hey, Han said,

453
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,067
We can't leave until...
everything is clean,

454
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,567
That's why I put him in one
Chihuahua -

455
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,667
transformed with a diaper.

456
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:07,833
[Laughs]

457
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:11,067
Take a look at the picture.
Caroline?

458
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,967
Caroline Channing: Someone has
a new pair of pants.

459
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:23,200
[music]

460
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,067
I wasn't finished yet.

461
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,367
Max Black: No, but I do.

462
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,033
Caroline Channing: Max,

463
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,000
I didn't have that before you
say,

464
00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:30,033
but I was really scared

465
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:31,433
that my butt disappeared
could be.

466
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:33,367
But apparently it was just a matter of fact
my pants.

467
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,233
He's still there.

468
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,567
Max Black: I'll take a photo.

469
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,533
Caroline Channing: Okay, show
come here.

470
00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:39,767
Perfect!

471
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,533
Send it to the group chat
our diner family.

472
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:42,767
And then send it to me again
to.

473
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,533
I want it in my dad's house
send to prison.

474
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,000
He will be proud of me.

475
00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:48,667
Max Black: Yes, he gets there
certainly not many asses
see.

476
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:50,767
Caroline Channing: You know
why do I love these pants so much?

477
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:54,967
She makes my bottom
somehow... you can get through it
see the window?

478
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:57,833
I have new pants.

479
00:15:57,867 --> 00:15:59,967
[laughter]

480
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,833
[cell phone tone]

481
00:16:01,967 --> 00:16:02,633
Max Black: Hey Earl,

482
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:03,767
did you see my message?

483
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,467
Earl: Do you mean the picture of
Caroline and her new pants,

484
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,300
under which it says "I have it like this
fed up?"

485
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:09,467
Max Black: Exactly.

486
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,567
If you ever get a new shirt
gets,

487
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,167
kill me.

488
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,233
[laughter]

489
00:16:12,267 --> 00:16:13,767
Earl: I understand, but I
can't believe

490
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,900
that you send her the message too
you sent.

491
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,000
[Laughs]

492
00:16:17,033 --> 00:16:18,033
Max Black: Yeah, what?

493
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:20,667
Oh my God.

494
00:16:21,467 --> 00:16:22,500
It was still on the distribution list
inside.

495
00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:24,200
Earl: Yeah, if that's how you feel about her
you move here,

496
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,300
then you should take them out of the
Take out the distributor.

497
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,800
[laughter]

498
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:28,267
Caroline Channing: Hey, Earl.

499
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,233
That's her.

500
00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:30,500
Look what your ten dollars
have brought.

501
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:32,567
Earl: Oh, I'm not looking.
I don't want to know.

502
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,133
I'm taking myself out of this
Distributor.

503
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,700
[laughter]

504
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,500
Max Black: Hey, Caroline. You
did you get my message?

505
00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:39,433
Caroline Channing: Not yet.

506
00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:40,600
The reception is up there
pretty bad.

507
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,300
[cell phone tone]

508
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,000
Max Black: Oh, no, no, no.

509
00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:43,500
No, no, don't look.

510
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,133
Surely that's just not it
Promotional SMS.

511
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,500
[laughter]

512
00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:48,933
Caroline Channing: Why are you?
you so funny?

513
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,100
Oh, are you jealous of
my pants?

514
00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:53,100
Max Black: No.

515
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:55,100
But I may have something
written about you,

516
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:55,967
that I'm not serious.

517
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,733
So please read the message
not.

518
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,967
Caroline Channing: Oh, okay.

519
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,067
If it's something bad, I want it
I don't know anyway.

520
00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:06,000
Max Black: She's watching them
Message me, right?

521
00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,067
Earl: I would do it.

522
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,900
Oleg: She just did it.

523
00:17:08,933 --> 00:17:11,500
[laughter]

524
00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,267
Caroline Channing: You got me
so fed up?

525
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,633
Max Black: That's funny
meant!

526
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,233
[Laughs]

527
00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:18,733
I'm so tired of you.

528
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:20,733
Hey,

529
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:21,567
that was a joke.

530
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,067
You know me. Ask Earl.

531
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,100
Earl, help me.

532
00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:25,900
Earl: Nope, I'm not in anymore
Distributor.

533
00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:26,900
[laughter]

534
00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:27,933
Max Black: Oleg, help me.

535
00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:28,933
Oleg: I'm in the car.

536
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:30,400
[laughter]

537
00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:32,133
Max Black: Look, just look,
there's Han.

538
00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:33,867
He knows that I never take anything seriously
my.

539
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,900
Han, nod and ask
not why.

540
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,233
Han Lee: No,

541
00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:38,233
when you saw me last time
have asked for it,

542
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,867
I had a date with a
Albino.

543
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:40,900
[laughter]

544
00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:43,967
Max Black: And who has who
not called back?

545
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,867
Han Lee: Where do they get them from?
her self-confidence?

546
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,533
[laughter]

547
00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:50,400
Caroline Channing: Max, you have
said,

548
00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:51,433
you would be tired of me.

549
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:53,767
Max Black: Oh, why are you stirring
are you so upset about it?

550
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,433
I've had worse things
said to you.

551
00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:58,133
Yesterday I thought it was you
pitiful and pathetic.

552
00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,700
Caroline Channing: You did
said to my face.

553
00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:01,633
I can't believe it.

554
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:02,767
That you are behind my back
talk about me.

555
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,567
Max Black: That was wrong. It
I'm sorry.

556
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,600
What can I do?

557
00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:07,933
Hit me, punch me, say
my mother where I live.

558
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,533
[laughter]

559
00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:10,200
Caroline Channing: Congratulations,
Max.

560
00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:12,167
Now you're like my old ones
girlfriends,

561
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,600
those behind my back about
talk to me.

562
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:19,667
Max Black: Listen to this
to view.

563
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:20,467
Delete it.

564
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,467
That's not what I do
think.

565
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,600
I'm not tired of you.

566
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:23,400
Caroline Channing: Really?

567
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:24,800
That sounds damn serious.

568
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:25,967
Max Black: That's not me.

569
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,967
This is this cell phone. It brings
the evil comes to light.

570
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,133
That was always there.

571
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:31,833
[laughter]

572
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:33,400
You see,

573
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,433
I killed it.

574
00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:35,800
Because it hurt you.

575
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,933
I swear, I don't have it that way
meant.

576
00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:39,567
Please believe me.

577
00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:41,400
Caroline Channing: It's okay,
Max.

578
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:45,733
Max Black: I think I have to
vomit on me.

579
00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:48,300
[music]

580
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,500
[laughter]

581
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:52,333
Max Black: There.

582
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:53,633
I fried my phone.

583
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,100
What else should I do?

584
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,600
I'm serious.

585
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:59,033
Technology is to blame. You
turns us against each other.

586
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:01,367
Caroline, I swear to you

587
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,167
that I'll never go out again
say something about you
will say,

588
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,000
that I don't think so too.

589
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,033
Caroline Channing: I have to
I'm changing now.

590
00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:09,100
That's fine.

591
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:10,967
Max Black: Stop saying that.

592
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,600
Please stop saying
"good".

593
00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:13,933
Already good doesn't mean
"good".

594
00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:14,667
That's how it is.

595
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:18,033
Great, good, okay, not okay,
I hate you, it's okay.

596
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:20,700
If
that would be great,

597
00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:21,800
but it's not like that.

598
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:22,400
Caroline Channing: You did
Right.

599
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:23,367
It's not already good.

600
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,100
It sucks.

601
00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:25,167
It hurts.

602
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,000
You are the person who is most important to me
most means.

603
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:26,800
Max Black: No, it's you
human,

604
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,567
the one I like most of all
means.

605
00:19:29,033 --> 00:19:29,833
Caroline Channing: Well, now
straight

606
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:30,933
but it doesn't feel like that.

607
00:19:30,967 --> 00:19:32,333
Max Black: It has to be that way
feel.

608
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:33,533
You're my best friend.

609
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:34,567
Caroline, I love you.

610
00:19:34,867 --> 00:19:44,633
[cheers from spectators]

611
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,333
Oh, my god,

612
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,867
now I really have to
handed over.

613
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,333
[laughter]

614
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:51,467
Caroline Channing: Do you have to
first time
said?

615
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:54,567
Max Black: Don't look like that
I'm embarrassed.

616
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,200
[Laughter]

617
00:19:56,233 --> 00:19:57,367
And what do we do now?

618
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,967
[laughter]

619
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,433
Caroline Channing: So you have
not enough of me?

620
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,267
Max Black: You're the only one
human,

621
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,267
around the world,

622
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,700
which I'm not tired of in the slightest.

623
00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:06,367
Han Lee: Caroline.

624
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,467
[laughter]

625
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,400
There is a woman who has
paid,

626
00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:11,600
to be allowed to beat you.

627
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:12,900
Why don't I know about this?

628
00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:14,867
I would love to pay
to be allowed to beat you.

629
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:18,267
[laughter]

630
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,600
Caroline Channing: It's about time
to set this up here.

631
00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:21,367
This is my five hundred
Dollar donor.

632
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:22,433
Max Black: I'm leaving.

633
00:20:22,633 --> 00:20:23,233
Caroline Channing: What?

634
00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:24,133
Max Black: I'll do it.

635
00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:25,167
I deserve it.

636
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:27,433
You already have a juicy one
got a slap in the face from me.

637
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,600
Caroline Channing: But she
awaits me.

638
00:20:29,633 --> 00:20:32,067
Max Black: No, she's expecting
a naive woman with

639
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,633
a paper bag on his head.

640
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,300
I had only been in before
twenty years

641
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:36,967
to become such a woman
but I owe it to you.

642
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,100
[laughter]

643
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:43,267
Caroline Channing: [Laughs]

644
00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:44,400
Max Black: Seriously.

645
00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:45,500
You won't stop me?

646
00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:47,700
[Laughter]

647
00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:49,033
Caroline Channing: No.

648
00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:50,933
Oh and Max.

649
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:52,833
I love you too.

650
00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:55,533
Max Black: I'm so sick of you.

651
00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:56,167
[laughter]

652
00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:01,500
[music]